"Honey, I'm sorry. I just don't feel like it tonight."

"What's the matter? Cat got your vagina?"

"What the hell's the matter with you?! You're killin' us out there!"

"Uh, I'm sorry coach. I just can't seem to keep my vagina in the game."

Courtesy of British Comedienne Dawn French:

"Now you listen to me, ya little twat flap!"

"Are all of these roses ones she grew herself?"

"Oh, of course. She's got such a green pussy."

I know this town like the back of my pussy.

"What's the matter? Did you let your eyes get bigger than your vagina?"

"I do just have one small suggestion. Now, please understand, I don't want to step on any of your vaginas, but...."

Oh Andy!

Oh! Oh. You scared me. My vagina's clear up in my throat!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

I wonder what stick she has shoved up her vagina.

What crawled up your vagina and died?

Head, vagina, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes...

Round 1...Ding Ding

Oh my gosh! I'm so nervous! I've got so many butterflies in my vagina!

Oh my gosh! I'm so nervous! I've got cockroaches in my vagina!

Get your head out of your vagina!

Oh she's just blowing smoke out of her vagina.

You make my vagina smile.

Up your vagina!

Stop being so lazy and get off your vagina.

My vagina is going about a million miles a minute!