Oh, yuck! I think I just threw up a little in my vagina.

"Honey, I'm sorry. I just don't feel like it tonight."

"What's the matter? Cat got your vagina?"

"What the hell's the matter with you?! You're killin' us out there!"

"Uh, I'm sorry coach. I just can't seem to keep my vagina in the game."

Courtesy of British Comedienne Dawn French:

"Now you listen to me, ya little twat flap!"

"Are all of these roses ones she grew herself?"

"Oh, of course. She's got such a green pussy."

I know this town like the back of my pussy.

"What's the matter? Did you let your eyes get bigger than your vagina?"